ScaryDAve Thechurchofdave

"IT'S LIKE TV, BUT SLOWER" "I ain't bitter" Number of times on CNN: Do re-runs count? Number of viewers who wet themselves: 13 You Tube Haters: about 3 or 4 Time left till my next hater: 20 min or so Oblivious to my genius: 6.7 billion Ex wives: 2 Good Kids: 2 Bad Kids: I never saw that lady B4 in my life Speeding Citations: #_%&#$#*&! Number of times dead: 2 Total number of minutes dead: 8-10 Lucky Number: 443556 Most descriptive number: 333 Tattoos: 200+ Piercings: 10 plus 8 loops of cable in chest Personal speed record (bike): 165 mph Years working in Hollywood: 26 Years trying to get out of Hollywood: 25 IQ: 136 Shoe: 12E Hat size: 7 7/8