Valhalla Gaming

Marine by day, caffeine-fueled chaos goblin by... also day. Coffee runs through my veins, and I firmly believe the best kind of love involves someone either spitting pre-workout in my mouth or offering me up to the Old Gods in a blood moon ritual—no in-between. Here we lift heavy, run far, and can probably out-stubborn your entire bloodline. If you're into dark humor, and conversations that range from gym PRs to existential dread over espresso, this might be a channel for you.