Wandering Scarecrow

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for cat videos, I can tell you I don't have them. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a bringer of nightmares for people like you. If you watch my videos, that'll be just fine. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you choose to send me requests, I will narrate them, I will find you, and I will make sure you have a link to them. Send it to scarecrow.aie@gmail.com