Weird Video Games

Hi there! I make fun of video games that are weird! Like, did you know that before Konami did Contra and Metal Gear, their mascot was a mach 12 penguin who shot at dragons with a pistol gifted to him by Santa Claus? Did you know that a Japanese company made an NES game where a kid with a baseball bat conquered a planet full of monsters, including naked legs and giant fried shrimp, and the game was only released in America and NOT its own home country? Did you know that there exists a game where a samurai comes back to life as a giant head that rampages New York city by shooting its eyes and mouth out of their sockets? I can do this all day.